1) They think your burned toast is the best meal they have ever had
2) They keep practicing those stupid dog tricks no matter what the reward
3) They are excited to see you when you return 3 minutes later
4) They growl at the right people and let you know to stay away
5) They will go with you any time, any where, in any moving vehicle.
6) They love the words ride, car, and "do you want to go?"...
7) They don't know the difference between Monday and Saturday
8) They are happy in Detroit or Paris
9) They have the best bad breath you have ever loved
10) They live in the moment and don't carry a grudge